I wish I could..... Loot Crate

So this ad keeps popping up on my personal Facebook page, suggesting I sign up for LOOT CRATE. The picture has me reeled in already......

Looks interesting, right?. I went to the website, to see what it's all about....

Apparently they mail you a box each month, full of gamer goodies. I'm alllllllll about it, actually. Because who doesn't like getting snail mail??? I know I do.  But I cannot afford the monthly subscription. Bummercakes!!!

How do I get a company to send me items to review? Because I'd really like that.